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Things Grandma Says

My grandma has said some funny stuff. I wish I could remember it all. Here’s one from last weekend.

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I hear Hiroko (g’ma’s friend) is sick.
G’ma: Yes, she’s sick. I asked her if she got her flu shot and she said no. She didn’t even get her HIV vaccine.
B: Do you mean H1N1.
G’ma: Oh, yes.