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Why Hockey is like the Opera

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If you don’t show up before the game starts you have to wait for a break in the action. When you arrive late to the opera or a musical, you have to wait until the first number is finished.
2. Lean back in your seat. Otherwise the people behind you can’t see.
3. Smoke and fancy lighting – when the Sharks score a goal.
The Sharks game was a lot of fun. My first NHL game. Fresh off the Olympics, the Sharks had 3 gold medaling Canadians and 1 silver medaling American. They had the medals for people to see. Good times.
No fights, but it was a super high scoring game 3-4. The Sharks were down 0-4 going into the 3rd quarter but scored 3 goals in 3 minutes. Exciting stuff and I lost my voice a little.