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I have a confession.

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still wear my retainer. Why? Well, I have straight teeth and I want to keep it that way. Duh.
Since I got my retainer in 10th grade, I’ve never gone more than a night or 2 without it. In fact, it has now gotten to a point where I have difficulty sleeping without it. Weird. I know. So you can imagine my horror when I got to Seattle last Thursday and realized I had forgotten it in CA. I was headed straight to London from Seattle……10+ days retainerless.
I’m now back home….and my teeth aren’t crooked. But you better believe I’ll be wearing it again tonight.

3 replies on “Retainerless”

You know, I'm pretty sure you don't have to wear them forever. Tenth grade was a pretty long time ago.

better to be safe than sorry. braces cost a buttload and i love my straight teeth. i brought my retainer on my backpacking trip. yeah. i did. and i got my braces off in 9th grade. boom.

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