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Are pardoned turkeys juicy?

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you know that every year the President pardons a Turkey? Then, the turkey is flown to Disneyland aboard United Turkey-1 where he/she is the honorary grand marshall of the Thanks for Giving parade.
That’s cute, right? There is a little pen in Frontierland where they have a nice plaque that tells us about the pardoned turkey and houses the turkey…..but the turkey wasn’t there….

Earlier that day, Kelly was caught eating a delicious and juicy turkey leg.
Coincidence? I think not!