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I wonder what it would be like to work at a fancy-design-y type place. You know, like Apple. I imagine how cool it would be to make the next iPhone or iAwesomeness….then I remember. It’s run by Steve Jobs. This is how it would go down.
Design Team – hipster from Europe, dark rimmed/square glasses with no prescription (they just look cool)
Engineer – you know, typical nerd, socially awkward…..
Steve Jobs – CEO (biatch…oh wait, that’s Mark Zuckerberg)
Design Team: We have this totally awesome, cool, trendy, hip design for the iPhone 22. It will literally be as thin as a piece of paper.
Steve Jobs: That’s awesome! This will make me totally richer! Let’s do it.
Engineer: You realize this is absolutely impossible. There is no way to fit all of those electronics into a “box” as thin as a piece of paper.
Steve Jobs: I don’t really give an eff. Make it happen or you’re fired.
This was a lot funnier at work….with my engineer friends. We’ll just chalk it up to one of those lame engineering jokes. Sorry.