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I wonder what it would be like to work at a fancy-design-y type place.  You know, like Apple.  I imagine how cool it would be to make the next iPhone or iAwesomeness….then I remember.  It’s run by Steve Jobs.  This is how it would go down.

Design Team – hipster from Europe, dark rimmed/square glasses with no prescription (they just look cool)

Engineer – you know, typical nerd, socially awkward…..

Steve Jobs – CEO (biatch…oh wait, that’s Mark Zuckerberg)

Design Team:  We have this totally awesome, cool, trendy, hip design for the iPhone 22.  It will literally be as thin as a piece of paper.

Steve Jobs:  That’s awesome!  This will make me totally richer!  Let’s do it.

Engineer:  You realize this is absolutely impossible.  There is no way to fit all of those electronics into a “box” as thin as a piece of paper.

Steve Jobs: I don’t really give an eff.  Make it happen or you’re fired.
This was a lot funnier at work….with my engineer friends.  We’ll just chalk it up to one of those lame engineering jokes.  Sorry.