Let the milking begin! It starts with shorts.

v. milk•ing

1. To draw milk from the teat or udder of a female mammal.
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3. To blog, for days on end, about a vacation.

See.  Told you.

It’s a relatively uneventful park.  We had heard that you had to step off the paved path to see anything really cool – but there were about a million signs telling you to stay on the paved path and guard rails that kept you from venturing too far off …and being the type-A, rule following people that we are (me, more so than Nick….but he’s type-A too) ….we stayed on the paved path.

Needless to say, staying on the paved path paid off (alliteration much?).  On our way back to the car, we saw an older man (50s?) walking with his wife in – I kid you not – a pair of daisy-duke-like shorts.  Here’s how I imagine the conversation that morning:

Husband:  Honey, I don’t have ANY clean shorts!

Wife:  What do you want me to do about it?

Husband:  Do you have any I can borrow?

Wife:  Well, I only have a pair of really short cutoffs.

Husband:  That’s fine, it’s too hot for long pants!  And I want to show off these gams!

And here we are.  We see those incredibly long (hairy) legs pass us by.  And what do I say to Nick?   OMG, I need a picture of that immediately.  I fumble for my camera and quickly snipe a picture of those Gisele-like limbs.  Because, let’s face it….phallic mountain peaks will come and go, but hairy legs in daisy dukes – once in a lifetime.