Will my brain turn to mush?

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realized this the other day.

During any given day, I have a lot of vibrating things touching my face. Please take your mind out of the gutter.

I’m talking about my toothbrush and my face-washing-machine. I have a sonicare toothbrush that I use twice a day – total of 4 minutes. I also have a Clarisonic – it’s a motorized brush head that scrubs and exfoliates your face (it’s awesome BTW). So on any given day my brain is vibrating for about 5 minutes.

I could get all math-y on you and calculate resonant frequencies…but it’s currently past my bedtime.

But if my brain turns to mush in a few years, we’ll all know why.

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